Situation Update
Baby Genius is still happily inside his mommy’s womb much to the latter’s dismay who thought she would be able to do some wild shopping this weekend - out for the fall collection in the busy streets of Nantes.
But our four-legged creature has decided elsewise and thought being born on a Wednesday wasn’t quite what he/she was looking for. Thus delivery date is postponed for the time being to a further still undetermined happy day hopefully this October. In our modern-day world, some customers would start complaining about the delay and consider suing the practicioner…
Rumor has it our Baby Genius is a boy. We sent a special reporter in Nantes, Loire-Atlantique to try and break the secret the happy parents have been trying to conceal.
Special reporter David came back from two weekends in the parents pious home with vital clues as to the baby’s sex. Indeed it would seem the parents tend to refer to the born-to-be as a he. The Merriam-Webster dictionary shrewdly points out the use of this pronoun reflects the masculinity of the subject.
Furthermore, down the two-room appartment, rue de Gigant, blue seems to be the latest fashion. Indeed, our secret agent managed to spot a blue baby bath tub, secretly towed away under the baby’s crib. Unfortunately, the latter had no indication as to whether the baby would be a girl or a boy.
We are all eagerly waiting for extra news from the Britanny capital.
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